It was like a real-life Gone in 60 Seconds—in more ways than one. A pair of thieves managed to total a Ferrari 488 Pista moments after stealing it last month, according to Road & Track. The dimwitted duo lost control of the supercar while making their getaway and were left to watch the fruits of their labor go up in flames. The incident occurred in Cahors, a small town in the southwest of France, during the early hours of January 20, according to the French newspaper La Dépêche. That morning, the two men broke into the showroom of ILM Auto. In a heist movie, this would be the first step of a meticulously worked-through plan, but the movies aren’t real life, and it appears the suspects didn’t bother to think about what would need to happen once they were inside the building. Here’s where things take a turn for the absurd. After breaking into the dealership, the..